Dorian is a nine year old Sphinx kitty. He was raised by beautiful lesbians and now is the owner of a tattooists family.
Dorian has been in many battles and bears the marks of a true warrior. His hide is striped with white scars from territorial warfare in his youth. His ear is magled from a boxing match with a cyclops. When the cyclops fell to his death Dorian faced his oppenent to the end and the cyclops' glasses pinched his little ear bruissing it and leaving it crushed. He only has one tooth left after making out with a komodo dragon. He was drunk and he doesn't normally do that kind of thing but once is all it takes and he now speaks to new born kittens about the dangers of being promiscuous outside of your species.
He shares his bed now with another man who is called Spike. Spike is an eight year old Peterbald kitty. They have only known each other for a few months but they act like an old married couple. Spike was the original owner of the tattooist family but the throne is now begrudgingly shared. They yell at each other offten but give each other many hi-fives before each meal. Spike is only partially bald so Dorian makes fun of him for looking funny but Spike gets him back by randomly bitch slapping him for no reason.
